Weekly Noise is a short and straightforward way of sharing Liverpool’s trending news and topics in the form of a weekly poem. Laura Chonzi will take the top trending hashtags or stories on social media and turn them into a ten-line poetic masterpiece for each week of the month, hence the name.
Apparently there’s no election in May,
And of course, we don’t really have a say.
Heard the rumours about Prince William’s affair?
Considering Kate and the kids, I don’t think it’s really fair.
Harry Kane’s statue has been revealed,
I wonder why it was even concealed.
M&S stores are shutting down,
The loss is causing masses to frown.
Jurgen Klopp’s exit caused quite an uproar,
Without him, will the team still soar?
Laura Chonzi
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