Weekly Noise is a short and straightforward way of sharing Liverpool’s trending news and topics in the form of a weekly poem. Laura Chonzi will take the top trending hashtags or stories on social media and turn them into a ten-line poetic masterpiece for each week of the month, hence the name.
Liverpool seems set on Jude Bellingham,
But all the suspense is causing mayhem.
Chelsea vs Liverpool ended with a square,
If only other things were just as fair.
Are you also disgusted by Nike?
Cause their recent move deserves a dislike.
Meanwhile France is tired of Macron,
As they hope his misbehaviour doesn’t carry on.
May you have a wonderful Easter weekend,
Hopefully those Easter eggs didn’t make you overspend.
Laura Chonzi
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